nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

pornfrank:

“I HATE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE” i say on my blog dedicated to them while i use my computer full of their pics and videos and while im wearing a mcr tshirt on my bedroom full of their posters

i wonder what would happen if I jumped up on stage during eurovision and started to sing ‘America Fuck Yeah’.

i think i would be shot.

And as we ran from the cops 
we laughed so hard it would sting